Carnastir, son of Nerdanel!

Hmmmm.

2003-03-15T06:19:53Z

??????????

Sporkdor's new... thing.

2003-01-31T17:44:55Z

I made it meself.

Hm.

2003-01-15T06:55:02Z

Am trying to arrange political marriage for zee loverly King of Sporkdor.

Anyone wanna marry Faramir Took? :D

caranthir @ 2003-01-01T12:42:00

2003-01-01T17:36:37Z

My mun changed my icons around and didn't tell anyone!

Hi. :) Haleth is pretty. Where did she go?

caranthir @ 2002-11-24T20:40:00

2002-11-25T01:35:55Z

mmm

2002-09-22T20:01:50Z

Me and Haleth are cookie-hunting. Once we've finished off Sporkdor's supply, we'll head for Gondor.

Mmmm peanut butter.

L33t 5k|llz...

2002-09-18T04:31:22Z

| \/\/4|\|T L33t 5k|LLz 50 | cA|\| b3 |_1k3 |-|/\|_3T|-|.

Hehehehe.

AIEEE

2002-09-08T20:51:58Z

I can't find Haleth anywhere!!

-_-

I have to go leave Sporkdor and look for her. You never know what might happen, with a war going on and everything!! Damnit. :(

Just wondering...

2002-09-07T04:24:50Z

Has anyone seen Lady Haleth? I was talking to her a few days ago, but haven't seen her since.

:(

caranthir @ 2002-08-23T17:41:00

2002-08-23T21:37:53Z

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Son of ~~Fëanor~~ NERDANEL! Edition

	caranthir User Number: 517185 Date Created:2002-04-04 Number of Posts: 33
The fourth Son of Fëanor, the Middle-child. Canonically he was known as The Dark, and reputed to have a really bad temper. The sedated Sockpuppet version of him is really just an indecisive pansy, who gets unsupressible violent urges when he forgets his meds.
Strengths: He's very nice, when he tries to be. Also very loyal to his familiy.
Weaknesses: The above-mentioned loyalty to his family sometimes causes him to do crazy, often violent, things.
Special Skills: Swordfighting, Playing Drums
Weapons: "The Disemboweling Stick" as well as many swords, a Spork of Power, and a Crayon of Power.
Hobbies: Gardening, Playing Drums, Blaming things on Celegorm, Karaoke, Kinslaying

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Ummmmm

2002-08-17T09:25:34Z

Some of my dwarf-rings have gone missing. I had six, now I have four.

...Damn.

revenge is a dish best served cold. or something.

2002-08-10T09:42:40Z

Laugh it up, little man.

I will have revenge.

Oh look!

Thank you, and goodnight.

Caranthir is employed.

2002-08-05T23:08:50Z

I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!!111

So does Curufin, apparently. See, it's good to be a drummer!

Guess that means I won't be able to help dad make people submit to ~~Stepmother~~ Elrohir's, um, you know.

But the important thing is I HAVE A JOB!!!

Oh

2002-07-24T16:35:50Z

My Very Own Hobbit (tm) tracked me down and gave me my medication. The urges to disembowel my girlfriend are starting to go away. Only I suppose she's probably not my girlfriend any more. This is understandable. And maybe now the nightmares about her mother will decrease.

caranthir @ 2002-06-17T20:24:00

2002-06-18T00:21:56Z

Isn't she cute?

So cute.

Heee.

Death

2002-06-08T18:45:10Z

This is what death feels like.

See first... you think "oh my Eru Eru Eru did I just rip that guy's throat out he couldn't have been more than twenty what am I doing here anyway why did I take that stupid oath what's the deal with those dumb stones anyway I bet these guys don't even have them Ow that arrow just hit me in the back and it's coming out the front that really hurts Curufin where did you go I can't see right ow ow ow ow ow Celegorm watch out there is someone behind you ow ow OW OW OW!"

Then everything goes blurry. And you probably fall down or something but you're not entirely sure and then Curufin kneels down beside you and says "Are you okay?" and then you cough blood on him and he's like "Oh shit." In the background you think you see Celegorm getting really really angry and then Dior stabs him and he falls down. Then Curufin gives you a hug and gets up and runs over to where Celegorm and Dior are fighting and everything turns black.

Then you're in this waiting room full of dwarves and the guy whose throat you just ripped out is all like "LET'S PLAY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS" and you stand there for a minute thinking "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?" But then it's like... Oh, what the hell. So you play the silly board games with the crazy guy for a while. Then Celegorm and Curufin and Dior and Eluréd show up. Eluréd sits in the corner all quiet like and Celegorm starts kicking the dwarves and Curufin is just very confused and Dior starts running around trying to find out if Nimloth and Elwing are okay.

Then you and your brothers get seperated from the people you were fighting with, which is a big relief because you feel really bad and don't want to see them.

Okay, that was pretty pointless, but I just felt like sharing.

Yeah, we're not in Númenor anymore. Me and Mom and Amras and Maglor and Curufin and some others are on a boat now. Oh yes, and Emeldir is like climbing one of the masts or something and Ancalimë is talking to the helmsman. Sailing is fun.

bla bla bla I'll shut up now. I don't know what to say about Amras. I can never look at him the same way again. I don't know. I'm done now.

Amras Amras Amras

2002-06-07T20:23:26Z

...We found him. We gave him his medicine. We brought the Númenorean princess back to her family. I hope she'll be okay. I wish there was something we could do for her, but she probably doesn't want to see any of us for a long time, so we'll just stay away.

Amras is sitting in the corner singing a song about an Effervescing Oliphaunt now. He's really... out of it. They've increased his dosage. He takes almost as many pills as me now. Ack.

I don't know what else to say.

Update

2002-06-04T09:01:02Z

I updated my userinfo!

It's got pictures and stuff. :)

My family has been in Minas Tirith, ~~bowling with the Palantír~~ um, you know, touring around and stuff. ~~Also I think Curufin and his girlfriend and her dad might be starting a communist revolution or something.~~ Minas Tirith is a nice city, if a little bit ruined and destroyed and all that.

You know, it's kind of nice to see a ruined city and know it's not my fault! Makes me feel warm and fuzzy and non-evil. Especially the non-evil part.

Hello

2002-05-31T16:27:34Z

Public Service Announcement, or something

Mister Legoslut, sir, I think it's safe for me to say if you hurt Elrohir, you'll have the entire House of Fëanor to deal with. :) So, like, yeah. Keep your silly shiny dragon away from us, eh? Thanks.

Hullo...

2002-05-29T17:04:14Z

Your MESPT Pairing Du Jour Is:
Maglor + Caranthir

Um, no. Incest bad. BAD.

:)

2002-05-25T06:23:23Z

Our cousin Finrod got married. It was neat.

Celegorm cought the flowers. Zounds!

I took a picture.

Now I'm going to set up the karaoke machine so Grandpa Finwë can sing Depeche Mode songs, and everyone can dance!

AIM

2002-05-23T09:09:42Z

I have AIM. My name thingy is "yay caranthir"

Yay!

Um

2002-05-22T20:05:29Z

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=emeldir&itemid=4526&thread=20398#t20398

Are we going to Minas Tirith, then? It's all chaotic and full of destruction anyway. It'll be easy to sneak in and get that Palantír.

GRAAAAARARARAR!!!

2002-05-20T06:01:39Z

WHO HAS THE PALANTIRI? MY FATHER MADE THEM, THEY BELONG TO HIM. WHAT DO YOU MORTALS THINK YOU'RE DOING?

KILL KILL KILL etc.

caranthir @ 2002-05-13T04:32:00

2002-05-13T08:30:40Z

Mandos Recall Release Form

Name of Review Applicant: Caranthir the Dark

PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Dol-Caranthir (I named it after me!)
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Son of Fëanor, the one who didn't quite follow Celegorm and Curufin around. And lord of Dol-Caranthir! Yay me.
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): ELF! NOLDOR!

Spouse (if applicable): NO!

Children (if applicable): NO!

Orientation:
[x] Good
~~[x]~~ Evil
~~[x]~~ Waste of Space

Historical accomplishment(s): I took over land and named it after me! And I didn't do what Celegorm said as much as Curufin did! Definetly not evil! :) I have also visited the Glittering Caves!

POST-RESURRECTION INFORMATION
Current Residence: I'm in Númenor with Ancalimë! I love her!!
Orientation:
[x] Good
[] Evil
[] Slut
Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable): Aulë.
Reason for return: ~~To get away from Celegorm~~ Because Maedhros and Maglor did.
Method of release/escape from Mandos: I snuck out! Haha!
In 100 words or less, justify your existence:
I LOVE ANCALIMË

I also play drums.

----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
[] YES
[] NO

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